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Mr. Petite has been an adviser to both the Bush and Obama administrations (neither of which ever asked for his advice - and they certainly never took it, so don't blame Tweet) and is a Senior Fellow at (and is supported entirely by) the ETHICS AND THEORY INSTITUTE OF TERMINOLOGY (EATIT), a foundation underwritten by the parents of a United States Senator in return for Mr. Petite's silence on certain important matters. Which explains why he doesn't do TV.
Mr. Petite is a native of virtual New Orleans, and therefore a legal immigrant to his actual residence, so he has never had to do migrant farm work or landscaping. (He did do some shrimping in the virtual bayous on some of the days he played hookey from school.) The use of the word "onions" is metaphoric, or something. His sole contact with actual onions is in some of the better gumbos.
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Thursday, November 26, 2009
SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS?
You could hate a man for doing that to you.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Whose Recession Is It, Anyway? - Opinionator Blog - NYTimes.com
"Given the precarious state of the economy and widespread concerns about unemployment, common sense suggests concerns over the deficit should wane. But the poll found that a whopping 67% of respondents want the emphasis to be on deficit reduction, while 30% see the deficit as necessary under the circumstances. Those results are very similar to those from an NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll taken a few weeks ago.
"It’s probably worth noting that the majority is hopelessly wrong. I’m not even sure if the majority fully understands what the deficit is, why it’s large, what would be needed to make it smaller, and how it fits into the larger economic landscape. For many, it seems the “deficit” is just an amorphous concept that loosely means “bad economy.”
"Which is why it’s important that policymakers not base policy decisions on illiteracy. Americans say they want a stronger job market and a better economic growth. They also say they want less spending, lower taxes, and an immediate focus on deficit reduction. The inherent contradictions are lost on far too many."
The End of Music - Opinionator Blog - NYTimes.com
Op-Ed Columnist - Thanks for the Memories - NYTimes.com
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
TUESDAYS WITH DIOGENES (11/24/09)
10.
“Obama came by here yesterday,” he said.
I was astonished. “You mean he stopped his motorcade and came over to you?”
“Yep.”
“Really? Why? What did he want?”
Diogenes shrugged. “Good photo op.”
“Did he talk to you?”
“He said words.”
“What did he say?”
“He asked if there was something he could do for me.”
“And what did you say?”
“I told him to get the hell away from me, before I caught his disease.”
“What disease?”
“Big talking. It’s infectious, you know.”
“Don’t like him much?” I laughed.
“I call him Cutie.”
“Cutie?”
“Yeah. Because he thinks he’s cute.”
“Why don’t you like him?” I wanted to know. “Think he was born in
“Wherever he was born,” he scoffed, “he came packed full of shit.”
“Explain.”
“Cutie’s a fraud. He wants you to think he believes in things.”
“And he doesn’t?”
“Oh, hell, no. You know, during the campaign, his talk about wealth inequality? He wouldn’t have said a word if Edwards hadn’t brought it up. It never would have occurred to him. Health care, too – he stole that from Hillary. You know that speech he gave where he read a letter he got from Teddy Kennedy?”
“Sure. But how do you know about it? You don’t read the papers.”
“Some of the bars with TVs, they let me in.”
“And?”
“He talked about concern for others being a moral obligation. If Teddy hadn’t written to him, he’d never have thought of that, either. He’s a user, a pretender. Like I said, a fraud. And the proof is that, for all his talk, he hasn’t done one good thing.”
“Did you vote for him?” I asked him.
Dio laughed. “People with no fixed abode don’t vote.”
“You never vote?”
“No. I can’t.”
“You could if you settled down someplace.”
“Settle down so I can vote? I don’t think so. But not voting – that’s the only thing I don’t like about myself.”
I asked: “Would you have voted for Cutie if you could?”
“Nah. I knew he was a fake from the gitgo.”
“You would have voted for Bush?”
“That would have been suicide. No, Bentley, I think I would have voted for you.”
“You didn’t know me then,” I said.
“You weren’t running, either.”
“So is there any politician you actually liked?” I asked.
“Yeah,” he smiled. “Jimmy Carter. I loved that guy. Man, was he connected to the soul of the world.”
“What do you mean?” I wondered.
“Easy, bro. He never did nothing he didn’t think was a moral thing to do. And he knew what a moral thing was.”
“He wasn’t a very good president.”
“No, you right.”
“Maybe being moral is not a good thing in a president. Maybe we just need people who can do what has to be done.”
“The last one thought he was doing what had to be done. No better way to get messed up. I tell you what,” he said. “I’ve been looking for years for a man who can get things done, but won’t do them unless they’re the moral thing to do.” He pointed behind him, into the tube. “That’s what I use the flashlight for.”
“Haven’t found him, huh?” I laughed.
“Only thing I can tell you is he ain’t in
“Are you going to explain to me about the soul of the world?”
“Yeah, I promise, Bentley. Next time you come.”
Monday, November 23, 2009
Gilad Schalit Deal: Israel May Swap 1,000 Palestinian Prisoners For Soldier Held By Hamas
Norman Lear: Lyndon Johnson, His National Security Advisor and His Secretary of Defense Say All
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Analysis: Fed Under Fire As Public Anger Mounts
Op-Ed Columnist - The Pit Bull in the China Shop - NYTimes.com
Tom Friedman Explains Causes Of America's 'Sub-Optimal Solutions' (VIDEO)
Friedman says that better citizens--not politicians--can solve our nation's problems."
Fair Game - Revisiting a Fed Waltz With A.I.G. - NYTimes.com
Saturday, November 21, 2009
STRAIGHTEN ME OUT
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Op-Ed Columnist - The Big Squander - NYTimes.com
Dave Lindorff: Obama Must Dump The Bums In Treasury, End The Wars And Start Leading
Norman Goldman: Where Are The Shareholders?
Joe the Plumber Hits Media Coverage, Tells 'E&P' He Hopes Palin Does Not Run in 2012
COOPERATION
WHAT OBAMA DESERVES CREDIT FOR
Senate Health Care Vote Saturday
EUREKA!
Neither of the health care bills provide for a new system to kick in before 2013. That means that through the 2012 elections Obama can claim health care success without anyone being able to judge whether it's any good. He thinks he's going to run for reelection on it.
I think he's wrong. We'll know long before 2012 whether it will work or not. But that's the same miscalculation he's made in so many areas. Like I said, it doesn't look like he's all that bright.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Palin Booed By Book Tour Crowd
'The New Republic': Bad for the Jews
Will Bunch: The 26 Percent Solution
Landrieu, Nelson Win Goodies As Reid Seeks Their Vote On Reform | TPMDC
IF I WERE OBAMA
ANNIVERSARY
Peter DeFazio, Dem Rep.: It's 'Pretty Embarrassing' That Dems Now Identified With Wall Street
"There is, the congressman concluded, "an anger" among the working class that could be a major factor in 2010. And without a new focus on jobs and small business from the White House, DeFazio warned, "a faux populist" Republicanism will fill the void."
The sad thing is that with a weak president Congressional Democrats cannot protect themselves. They could pass the most popular far-reaching measures with huge benefit to the middle class and it would avail them nothing - because the public face of the party is the president. Bush killed the Republicans. Of course they helped a lot. But even if they hadn't, they'd have gone down. In 2010 progressives are going to have to run on the slogan: "Don't blame me. I did what I could. It's that jerk in the White House you need to get rid of, not me."
This, by the way, will not work.
California College Tuition Costs To Increase 32 PERCENT Due To State Budget Crisis, Students Protest Hike
Gallup Poll: Obama Job Approval Falls Below 50%
SEXISM?
Don't know what it says, but it says sumpin'.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Fed Beaten: Bill To Audit Federal Reserve Passes Key Hurdle
FiveThirtyEight: Politics Done Right: 10 Reasons That Sarah Palin Could Win the Republican Nomination
White House Rebuke: Angry Dems Shut Down Vote
Tim Russert's Office Newseum Exhibit Set To Open
Hamid Karzai Sworn In For Second 5-Year Term As Afghan President
Political satire show has Afghans glued to their TVs - Asia, World - The Independent
Asia, World - The Independent
Torture Memo Author Sets Up Defense Fund to Fight Possible Impeachment - Declassified Blog - Newsweek.com
Fred Thompson: Afghan war 'has been lost' - Ben Smith - POLITICO.com
Poll: Majority Of Republicans Don't Think Obama Won 2008 Election
CLEAR YOUR HEAD
Geithner Asked To Resign; 'Mr. Secretary, The Public Has Lost All Confidence In Your Ability To Do Your Job' (VIDEO)
CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?
The Virtue Of Shutting Up | The New Republic
Rep. DeFazio: Fire 'Timmy' Geithner
HOODWINKED
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Brian Williams Accepts Cronkite Award, Says Cronkite Wouldn't "Have Cracked Through" In Today's Media Landscape
Texas' gay marriage ban may have banned all marriages - Politics AP - MiamiHerald.com
Fox News Runs Old Palin Campaign Footage, Reports It As Book-Signing Crowds
MORAL OUTRAGE?
Secret Service under strain as leaders face more threats - The Boston Globe
Book Review: Patience With God: Faith for People Who Don't Like Religion (or Atheism) by Frank Schaeffer - Blogcritics Books
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