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Mr. Petite has been an adviser to both the Bush and Obama administrations (neither of which ever asked for his advice - and they certainly never took it, so don't blame Tweet) and is a Senior Fellow at (and is supported entirely by) the ETHICS AND THEORY INSTITUTE OF TERMINOLOGY (EATIT), a foundation underwritten by the parents of a United States Senator in return for Mr. Petite's silence on certain important matters. Which explains why he doesn't do TV.
Mr. Petite is a native of virtual New Orleans, and therefore a legal immigrant to his actual residence, so he has never had to do migrant farm work or landscaping. (He did do some shrimping in the virtual bayous on some of the days he played hookey from school.) The use of the word "onions" is metaphoric, or something. His sole contact with actual onions is in some of the better gumbos.
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Monday, November 30, 2009
Rep. Hinchey: Bush Administration 'Intentionally Let bin Laden Get Away' In Order To Justify Iraq War
Remember when, after Bin Laden got away from Tora Bora, after Bush had sworn to get him dead or alive, Bush began to say that Bin Laden wasn't that important - that it was the worldwide terrorist conspiracy that mattered? Considering that the military never provided the requested aid to catch Bin Laden when he could have been caught, and never seriously pursued him after that, Hinchey's explanation is the only one that makes sense.
CBO: Three Quarters Of Stimulus Unspent
So why are people allowed to argue that the stimulus is breaking us? Somebody ought to be pointing this out.
WILLIE HORTON MOMENT
The reason? The outrage among those who manipulated Horton was not real. They didn't really think letting Horton out was a major mistake. They simply knew they could use Horton to trigger racism and generalized fear against Dukakis. They were brilliant at it, just as they were with swiftboating. Since there is no real outrage here, they won't be motivated to hurt Huckabee unless it has to be done in support of another Republican candidate.
The other side - the Democrats - are similarly not outraged. And since for whatever reason they're usually not willing to use this sort of tactic, there's no one left to punish Huckabee with it.
Lest you think that people who ARE outraged by what he did will hold it against him, I think the kind of people who fit that category are evangelical. They limit their judgment of their brothers to private ceremonies. They will not publicly judge one of their own. That spins off from their identification with early Christians. They are secretive and conspiratorial because they believe themselves to be persecuted as early Christians were. Like the church they carry that sense of victimhood into power when they attain it, much as the Nazis did. Their successes are cause for concern.
Les Leopold: Stimulus versus Deficit Reduction? Wrong Debate
"It seems as if the Congress and the Administration did everything possible not to create jobs directly. Instead, overall spending increases were supposed to make up for lost consumer demand and reboot the economy. All would be well as demand increased and bank lending resumed, especially to small businesses. But the lending is still stalled, in part that's because we no longer live in a unified economy. The wealthy and the large Wall Street banks seem to live in a world of their own."
Proposals like this for direct government action are cropping up everywhere - a little late. Obama will never never never do anything like this.
ONE BIG KATRINA
The health care bill is not going to do it. Even if it was a great bill - which it's not - it wouldn't do it. The economy is likely to control the next election, and Obama doesn't have much to crow about. Politics is simple, on the whole: if you're in office and you suck, even if the other guy sucks worse, people are either going to sit it out or vote for the other guy. And the number of people who think Obama sucks - even if they're not quite sure why - is growing exponentially.
It didn't have to be this way. Obama could have made serious efforts to deal with jobs and mortgages other than by feeding money to the big guys and hoping it trickled down. Even had he failed, he would have been given credit for the try. As it stands, the country is one big Katrina (or it seems to be, which is the same thing) and Obama is in the White House partying with Larry Summers.
The guy who ran the smartest political campaign in modern times has become a political idiot since getting to the White House. People used to say about some presidents that once they got into the White House they figured their work was done. Obama seems to be one of those.
The Peter Principle is running rampant in the executive branch.
Howard Schweber: Jobs, Mortgages, Food Stamps -- Where Is The President?
"People are afraid, and Obama is not addressing their fears. You can hear it any time you turn off the television. The voices saying: 'The Nobel Peace Prize? Climate change? I don't have a job. I can't send my kids to college even if I can figure out what they are going to have to eat at the end of the month ... I voted for you. $2 trillion in bailouts and stimulus packages and 2,000 page health care bills and Asian trips and beer summits with Harvard professors ... I voted for you. Are you kidding me??'"
Michael Brenner: Afghanistan: Obama Drops The Other Shoe
"The country is ill served by a president who fails to meet his responsibility for the rigorous, open debate on matters of great consequence that he pledged and that is imperative for avoiding more dismal failure. What is the value of a 150 I.Q. when bereft of wisdom or conviction to guide it? Obama's audacity in pursuing his ambition is one thing; political and intellectual courage is quite another."
Evan Bayh Burnishes His Fake Budget Hawk Persona
"So, Bayh is a 'big deficit hawk' whose idea of 'coming to grips' with deficits is to blithely assert the primacy of a war that he can't build a case for -- at the expense of other programs in the budget that he won't build a case against, other than to suggest that they are getting in the way of paying for the war, the cost of which he's already bent on pretending doesn't exist."
ACLU: Obama’s reversal on Patriot Act reform ‘a major travesty’ | Raw Story
"Key components in the USA Patriot Act are set to expire at the end of the year, but President Barack Obama is seeking to extend them, reversing his stark opposition in the past to the same provisions."
Who is this guy?
California Divorce Ban Movement Underway, Led By John Marcotte
"The effort is meant to be a satirical statement after California voters outlawed gay marriage in 2008, largely on the argument that a ban is needed to protect the sanctity of traditional marriage. If that's the case, then Marcotte reasons voters should have no problem banning divorce."
Obama Administration To Shame Lenders That Don't Offer To Modify Mortgages
"But the program, which the administration refers to as 'a primary focus of financial stability efforts,' has been a disaster according to consumer advocates, economists, housing experts and government watchdogs. It does nothing for those who have lost their jobs, because they have too little income to qualify, and could make things even worse in the long run for those homeowners who owe more on their mortgage than their homes are worth, because the plan does not require principal reductions."
CBO: Reform Will Save Insurers The Cost Of Figuring Out Creative Ways To Deny Coverage
"By making insurance coverage more uniform and banning exclusions based on preexisting conditions and other industry tactics to reduce coverage, reform will reduce insurers' administrative costs, according to the report."
Today's GOP is both united and divided - washingtonpost.com
"In the poll, taken amid the media whirlwind surrounding the release of her memoir 'Going Rogue,' more cite Palin than other Republicans as best reflecting the party's core values and as the top vote-getter in hypothetical presidential nomination contests. But on neither question did she exceed 20 percent backing among all Republicans."
What Happens When Your Country Drowns? | Mother Jones
"The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has warned that low-lying island nations are particularly endang ered by rising seas and will also be buffeted by more frequent and more violent storms. Already, warmer ocean temperatures are eating away at the coral reefs that form Tuvalu's archipelagic spine. Tuvaluans themselves point to more tangible indicators of trouble—the 'king tides' that increasingly sluice their homes, the briny water oozing up into the 'grow pits' where they used to cultivate taro and other vegetables. As Julia Whitty predicted in this magazine in 2003, the prognosis has become sufficiently dire that the residents of Tuvalu and other low-lying atoll islands 'are beginning to envision the wholesale abandonment of their nations.' Around one-fifth of the 12,000-some inhabitants have already left, most bound for New Zealand, where the Tuvaluan community has nearly tripled since 1996."
Senate Bill Contains A Gift For Big Banks
"Despite bipartisan consensus on Capitol Hill that the size and interconnectedness of major financial institutions poses a grave risk to the system as a whole, Senate banking reform legislation includes a provision that will help them get even bigger."
Forty Percent Of Democrats Say They 'Probably Won't Vote' Next Year: Poll
"The poll, which surveyed 2,400 Americans nationwide between Nov. 22 and Nov. 25, found that self-identified Republicans were three times more likely to say they were going to vote next year. The results suggest perilous fights for Democrats in the midterm elections, where the president's party typically lose seats."
Krugman: Deficit Hawks Trying To Scare People With Big, Out-Of-Context Numbers
"The point, of course, is that everything about the United States is big. So you have to interpret numbers accordingly. As the graphic above shows -- it's taken from an article that managed to maintain a grim tone while reporting numbers that actually weren't all that grim -- what we're talking about is a debt-service burden roughly comparable to that under the first President Bush. How many of the people now warning about the impossible burden of currently projected debt were issuing similar warnings back in 1992? Not many, I'd guess."
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Whose side is Obama on?
"It's fair to say that Geithner's credibility has been so tarnished in the eyes of Congress and the public that President Obama will now have to devote more personal attention to these issues."
Don't bet on it.
GOP Wages Internal Debate Over Tax Increase For Afghan War
"But I think this goes to a fundamental value that I think we lost, which is that we can get things for nothing. That we can go to war and not have to pay for it either by cutting the budget or doing something else. We have a war; we don't have a draft. All of these sorts of things, that we think, 'Oh, by way, we can go fight the most important war in the history of our country, but we're not going to have a draft, we're not going to pay for it, we're not going to do anything that causes anybody to sacrifice.'"
In the Shadow of Hoover
"Blaming this on his center-right advisors--Timothy Geithner, Larry Summers, Rahm Emmanuel--is too easy. Obama picked them. He obviously agrees with their reluctance to go full bore in behalf of the real economy. Geither and Summers, meanwhile, are taking victory laps for saving the country. Ordinary citizens wonder what they are talking about. Obama should tell them to shut up with their self-congratulations (better still, he should replace them with more imaginative policy thinkers)."
Disinfected | The New Republic
"These sort of hospital infections kill as many as 20,000 people a year. And they cost a lot of money to treat. Each episode requires about $45,000 in overall spending, which adds up to more than $2 billion a year by some estimates. Getting doctors and hospitals to adopt the anti-infection strategy should be, as Atul Gawande has observed in the New Yorker, a “no-brainer.”"
The Case For Deficit Spending | The New Republic
"If the administration does block a new stimulus program--either directly or by reinforcing Republican complaints about government spending--that will have severe repercussions, not only on the economic recovery but also on Obama’s political standing."
Jeff Cohen: Get Ready for the Obama/GOP Alliance
"As he glides from retreats on civil liberties to health reform that appeases corporate interests to his Bush-like pledge this week to 'finish the job' in Afghanistan, an Obama reliance on Congressional Republicans to fund his troop escalation could be the final straw in disorienting and demobilizing the progressive activists who elected him a year ago."
TV Exec: Michaele And Tareq Salahi Want Money For Interview
"The woman, who was pictured at the dinner greeting both the president and Vice President Joe Biden, is a reality TV hopeful trying to get on Bravo's 'The Real Housewives of D.C.'"
Reality shows are destroying reality. If there is any left. People sure have learned what those shows have taught us about how to become a celebrity with no discernible talent. The triumph of image over content is a lot of what's wrong with us.
MIT analysis backs Obama - Mike Allen - POLITICO.com
"A new analysis by a leading MIT economist provides new ammunition�for Democrats as the Senate begins formally debating the historic health-reform bill being pushed by President Barack Obama."
He's actually pushing? News to me.
The Safety Net - Across U.S., Food Stamp Use Soars and Stigma Fades - Series - NYTimes.com
Been to the market lately? I don't know about where you live, but here in Florida food prices are going through the roof. But we have no inflation, though. These prices are just a mirage.
Treasury to Pressure Mortgage Companies to Cut Payments - NYTimes.com
"Mr. Barr said the government would try to use shame as a corrective, publicly naming those institutions that move too slowly to permanently lower mortgage payments."
Who remembers shame any more?
White House Plans To Step Up Pressure On Lenders To Help Homeowners
"The Obama administration, battling a foreclosure crisis that shows no signs of relenting, will step up pressure on mortgage companies to do more to help people remain in their homes, officials said Saturday."
Yup. Like they pressured the banks to loan and they pressured employers to hold onto employees. They've got no pressure left. How come they don't know that?
And here we have the anthem of the Obama administration: "You do it."
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Truthdig - Arts and Culture - Fred Branfman on ‘The Making of an Elder Culture’
"Although he believes aging can transform individuals, however, Roszak aims far higher, urging boomers to rekindle their youthful idealism and remake America: “I seek ... above all, to create a new paradigm for aging that will enable the baby boom generation to live out its history with moral courage and high expectations.”"
Oh, God willing.
"Others, while sharing Roszak’s hopes, will see them as being as naive as his overblown depiction of baby boomers in his best-selling 1969 book, “The Making of the Counter Culture.” Roszak himself writes now that “perhaps I would have [had] less hope of rapid social change if I could have foreseen how many members of the younger generation would eventually wind up as cultural conservatives or evangelical Christians [or] settle for lucrative business careers.” Also, of course, many formerly liberal boomers have grown politically disengaged over time."
Op-Ed Columnist - Taxing the Speculators - NYTimes.com
"But bad investments aren’t the whole story of the crisis. What turned those bad investments into catastrophe was the financial system’s excessive reliance on short-term money."
Obama's Secret Climate Pact - The Daily Beast
"By leaving early, Obama has drawn some European criticism since he will not be present for the later-stage arm-twisting that could be decisive in reaching an international agreement. Yet that scheduling decision also avoids any potential embarrassment in case Copenhagen ends up with no agreement whatsoever – a possible repeat of the Olympics fiasco. Speculation has already surfaced that the President might jet back to Copenhagen if a deal is within reach a week later. “Let’s hope there’s good karma in Copenhagen this time,” says one White House official."
Visualizing empires decline from Pedro M Cruz on Vimeo.
Huff TV: Arianna Discusses Obama's Afghanistan Decision On Charlie Rose (VIDEO)
"Arianna argued that Obama's reported decision to escalate the war in Afghanistan calls into question his whole leadership. He stood before the country during the Democratic National Convention in 2008 and told voters that the greatest risk for the U.S. in Afghanistan would be to do the same old thing, play the same old politics, with the same old players and then expect different results. And yet here he is, Arianna explained, poised to do just that."
Arianna Huffington: Will The Unemployment Disaster Be Obama's Katrina?
"Just as Katrina exposed critical weaknesses in the priorities and competence of the Bush administration, the unfolding unemployment disaster is threatening to do the same for the Obama White House."
Thursday, November 26, 2009
SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS?
You could hate a man for doing that to you.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Whose Recession Is It, Anyway? - Opinionator Blog - NYTimes.com
"Given the precarious state of the economy and widespread concerns about unemployment, common sense suggests concerns over the deficit should wane. But the poll found that a whopping 67% of respondents want the emphasis to be on deficit reduction, while 30% see the deficit as necessary under the circumstances. Those results are very similar to those from an NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll taken a few weeks ago.
"It’s probably worth noting that the majority is hopelessly wrong. I’m not even sure if the majority fully understands what the deficit is, why it’s large, what would be needed to make it smaller, and how it fits into the larger economic landscape. For many, it seems the “deficit” is just an amorphous concept that loosely means “bad economy.”
"Which is why it’s important that policymakers not base policy decisions on illiteracy. Americans say they want a stronger job market and a better economic growth. They also say they want less spending, lower taxes, and an immediate focus on deficit reduction. The inherent contradictions are lost on far too many."
The End of Music - Opinionator Blog - NYTimes.com
Op-Ed Columnist - Thanks for the Memories - NYTimes.com
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
TUESDAYS WITH DIOGENES (11/24/09)
10.
“Obama came by here yesterday,” he said.
I was astonished. “You mean he stopped his motorcade and came over to you?”
“Yep.”
“Really? Why? What did he want?”
Diogenes shrugged. “Good photo op.”
“Did he talk to you?”
“He said words.”
“What did he say?”
“He asked if there was something he could do for me.”
“And what did you say?”
“I told him to get the hell away from me, before I caught his disease.”
“What disease?”
“Big talking. It’s infectious, you know.”
“Don’t like him much?” I laughed.
“I call him Cutie.”
“Cutie?”
“Yeah. Because he thinks he’s cute.”
“Why don’t you like him?” I wanted to know. “Think he was born in
“Wherever he was born,” he scoffed, “he came packed full of shit.”
“Explain.”
“Cutie’s a fraud. He wants you to think he believes in things.”
“And he doesn’t?”
“Oh, hell, no. You know, during the campaign, his talk about wealth inequality? He wouldn’t have said a word if Edwards hadn’t brought it up. It never would have occurred to him. Health care, too – he stole that from Hillary. You know that speech he gave where he read a letter he got from Teddy Kennedy?”
“Sure. But how do you know about it? You don’t read the papers.”
“Some of the bars with TVs, they let me in.”
“And?”
“He talked about concern for others being a moral obligation. If Teddy hadn’t written to him, he’d never have thought of that, either. He’s a user, a pretender. Like I said, a fraud. And the proof is that, for all his talk, he hasn’t done one good thing.”
“Did you vote for him?” I asked him.
Dio laughed. “People with no fixed abode don’t vote.”
“You never vote?”
“No. I can’t.”
“You could if you settled down someplace.”
“Settle down so I can vote? I don’t think so. But not voting – that’s the only thing I don’t like about myself.”
I asked: “Would you have voted for Cutie if you could?”
“Nah. I knew he was a fake from the gitgo.”
“You would have voted for Bush?”
“That would have been suicide. No, Bentley, I think I would have voted for you.”
“You didn’t know me then,” I said.
“You weren’t running, either.”
“So is there any politician you actually liked?” I asked.
“Yeah,” he smiled. “Jimmy Carter. I loved that guy. Man, was he connected to the soul of the world.”
“What do you mean?” I wondered.
“Easy, bro. He never did nothing he didn’t think was a moral thing to do. And he knew what a moral thing was.”
“He wasn’t a very good president.”
“No, you right.”
“Maybe being moral is not a good thing in a president. Maybe we just need people who can do what has to be done.”
“The last one thought he was doing what had to be done. No better way to get messed up. I tell you what,” he said. “I’ve been looking for years for a man who can get things done, but won’t do them unless they’re the moral thing to do.” He pointed behind him, into the tube. “That’s what I use the flashlight for.”
“Haven’t found him, huh?” I laughed.
“Only thing I can tell you is he ain’t in
“Are you going to explain to me about the soul of the world?”
“Yeah, I promise, Bentley. Next time you come.”
Monday, November 23, 2009
Gilad Schalit Deal: Israel May Swap 1,000 Palestinian Prisoners For Soldier Held By Hamas
Norman Lear: Lyndon Johnson, His National Security Advisor and His Secretary of Defense Say All
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Analysis: Fed Under Fire As Public Anger Mounts
Op-Ed Columnist - The Pit Bull in the China Shop - NYTimes.com
Tom Friedman Explains Causes Of America's 'Sub-Optimal Solutions' (VIDEO)
Friedman says that better citizens--not politicians--can solve our nation's problems."
Fair Game - Revisiting a Fed Waltz With A.I.G. - NYTimes.com
Saturday, November 21, 2009
STRAIGHTEN ME OUT
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Op-Ed Columnist - The Big Squander - NYTimes.com
Dave Lindorff: Obama Must Dump The Bums In Treasury, End The Wars And Start Leading
Norman Goldman: Where Are The Shareholders?
Joe the Plumber Hits Media Coverage, Tells 'E&P' He Hopes Palin Does Not Run in 2012
COOPERATION
WHAT OBAMA DESERVES CREDIT FOR
Senate Health Care Vote Saturday
EUREKA!
Neither of the health care bills provide for a new system to kick in before 2013. That means that through the 2012 elections Obama can claim health care success without anyone being able to judge whether it's any good. He thinks he's going to run for reelection on it.
I think he's wrong. We'll know long before 2012 whether it will work or not. But that's the same miscalculation he's made in so many areas. Like I said, it doesn't look like he's all that bright.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Palin Booed By Book Tour Crowd
'The New Republic': Bad for the Jews
Will Bunch: The 26 Percent Solution
Landrieu, Nelson Win Goodies As Reid Seeks Their Vote On Reform | TPMDC
IF I WERE OBAMA
ANNIVERSARY
Peter DeFazio, Dem Rep.: It's 'Pretty Embarrassing' That Dems Now Identified With Wall Street
"There is, the congressman concluded, "an anger" among the working class that could be a major factor in 2010. And without a new focus on jobs and small business from the White House, DeFazio warned, "a faux populist" Republicanism will fill the void."
The sad thing is that with a weak president Congressional Democrats cannot protect themselves. They could pass the most popular far-reaching measures with huge benefit to the middle class and it would avail them nothing - because the public face of the party is the president. Bush killed the Republicans. Of course they helped a lot. But even if they hadn't, they'd have gone down. In 2010 progressives are going to have to run on the slogan: "Don't blame me. I did what I could. It's that jerk in the White House you need to get rid of, not me."
This, by the way, will not work.
California College Tuition Costs To Increase 32 PERCENT Due To State Budget Crisis, Students Protest Hike
Gallup Poll: Obama Job Approval Falls Below 50%
SEXISM?
Don't know what it says, but it says sumpin'.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Fed Beaten: Bill To Audit Federal Reserve Passes Key Hurdle
FiveThirtyEight: Politics Done Right: 10 Reasons That Sarah Palin Could Win the Republican Nomination
White House Rebuke: Angry Dems Shut Down Vote
Tim Russert's Office Newseum Exhibit Set To Open
Hamid Karzai Sworn In For Second 5-Year Term As Afghan President
Political satire show has Afghans glued to their TVs - Asia, World - The Independent
Asia, World - The Independent
Torture Memo Author Sets Up Defense Fund to Fight Possible Impeachment - Declassified Blog - Newsweek.com
Fred Thompson: Afghan war 'has been lost' - Ben Smith - POLITICO.com
Poll: Majority Of Republicans Don't Think Obama Won 2008 Election
CLEAR YOUR HEAD
Geithner Asked To Resign; 'Mr. Secretary, The Public Has Lost All Confidence In Your Ability To Do Your Job' (VIDEO)
CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?
The Virtue Of Shutting Up | The New Republic
Rep. DeFazio: Fire 'Timmy' Geithner
HOODWINKED
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Brian Williams Accepts Cronkite Award, Says Cronkite Wouldn't "Have Cracked Through" In Today's Media Landscape
Texas' gay marriage ban may have banned all marriages - Politics AP - MiamiHerald.com
Fox News Runs Old Palin Campaign Footage, Reports It As Book-Signing Crowds
MORAL OUTRAGE?
Secret Service under strain as leaders face more threats - The Boston Globe
Book Review: Patience With God: Faith for People Who Don't Like Religion (or Atheism) by Frank Schaeffer - Blogcritics Books
Books
A Year of Obama by Alexander Cockburn on Creators.com - A Syndicate Of Talent
EXCLUSIVE: Two Leading House Dems Will Close $50 Trillion Loophole In Derivatives Reform Bills
Obama CBS Interview: I'd Fire The Afghanistan Decision Leakers
Rachel Maddow, Frank Schaeffer Discuss The Latest In Thinly-Veiled Evangelical Christian Obama Death Threats
Mike Lux: Winning the 2010 Elections
Biden On The Bailout: 'Socialism For The Rich And Capitalism For The Poor' (VIDEO)
Audit The Fed Effort Under Threat In House
Dems Want Unspent TARP Funds For Main Street Bailout
Truthdig - Reports - Who Are You and What Have You Done With the Community Organizer We Elected President?
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
David Hamilton Survives The Senate As Democrats Crush GOP Filibuster
Nelson On Board For Second Round Of Spending
Elizabeth Warren: Financial Rules 'Literally Don't Work Anymore,' Regulations Should Be 'Clear And Painful'
Major retailers reportedly selling Palin's Going Rogue below cost | Media Matters for America
Politicus - Why Europe Feels Rejected by Obama - NYTimes.com
TUESDAYS WITH DIOGENES (11/17/09)
9.
They only kept me in jail for one night. The messiah dropped the charges, on my commitment never to bother her again. Because I was a well-known writer, the cops assumed I was harmless crazy, so I avoided a psych eval. Thank God, because I didn’t do well with those.
My ex had been a Catholic. I was not. So, as we planned the wedding, I had to present myself to the diocese so they could check me out. They handed me a questionnaire I had to complete – one of those documents which looked benign but the writing on which could damn you for the rest of your days.
They asked me what I loved. I named my wife-to-be. They asked me what I hated. I said “Asparagus.” They asked me to draw the figure of a man. For the life of me, I had no idea whether or not, in their judgment, a penis should be included. So I drew one in, and then I crossed it out. Not only did they not institutionalize me, they allowed me to go ahead and make the biggest mistake of my life.
When next I met with Diogenes, I gave him back his flashlight and told him all the details of that madcap night. He reached out and put his hand on my shoulder:
“Not bad, Bentley. Really. Not bad. So what have you learned? How can you tell a human from a replica?”
Well – a human does not spread or believe outrageous, incredible lies because they buttress his point of view. And certainly not when the lies are completely obvious. A human cares about the truth – to the best of his ability. A human does not make a living by screwing other people over. And certainly does not brag about it. A human does not think his looks matter more than his behavior. And certainly not more than his brain.
A human is not addicted to pointless talk. Even if it can win him a contract. A human does not brag on his superiority. Particularly when it isn’t true. A human does not attack someone else for no reason. Or even if there is a reason, as long as it isn’t necessary. A human does not care if he who dies with the most toys wins. He does not need lots of money just to one up his neighbors. He doesn’t betray his brothers for personal gain. And he surely doesn’t rape women through dangled offers of jobs.
“Well, no,” Diogenes answered. “Sorry. Humans do all of that.”
“Well, shit,” I said. “I guess I wasted a night.”
“If I had asked you to find me scumbags, you’d have hit one hundred percent. But humans guilty of none of those things are extremely rare. They could have been defined as “saints” before the church whored out that term.”
“So what did I miss then?” I wanted to know.
“The thing that makes the difference between humans and replicas.”
“Which is?”
“A human looks at others as he wants them to look at him. He judges them in the same way he wants to be judged. He recognizes their humanity, at least for starters. As far as he can, he gives them the benefit of the doubt. That doesn’t mean you have to give them love, just basic respect, unless and until they forfeit their right to that. Everyone is clean until proven otherwise.
“But a replica sees nothing when he looks at people. He thinks he doesn’t need to, because he already knows who they are. Maybe the Bible has told him. Maybe Glenn Beck. Maybe his boss, maybe his golfing pals, maybe the guys in his gun club. Maybe the little faggot who trains his horse. Whoever, someone has told him that they are bad. Or worse, he doesn’t care about people at all.
“He only uses his brain as a tool – not as inspiration. It doesn’t connect him up to the soul of the world. He doesn’t even know that it exists.”
“I never heard of the soul of the world,” I said.
“See? That proves it.”
“Proves what?”
“That it doesn’t exist.” Diogenes laughed and gave me a pat on the back. “Man, I just went so far over your head I might have been in orbit. That’s enough for one day. I gotta slow this down.”
There was one thing I had to know. “What about that waitress? She was surely a human, wasn’t she?”
“Does she look at others in the way she wants them to look at her?”
“How the hell should I know?”
“Right. So how should I? Don’t ask me questions I don’t know the answers to. It’s embarrassing, Bentley. I feel small.”
“Sorry.”
“You did miss one big thing, though, I’m afraid.”
“What?” I clamored, near out of control with frustration.
“It shouldn’t matter to you whether anyone else is human. The only thing that should matter is whether you are. The human I was hoping you would find was yourself. Shit, I’m too fucking subtle for my own good.”
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Monday, November 16, 2009
HOW TO EXPLAIN MARKET RISE?
Sunday, November 15, 2009
FACE
Editorial - Reform and Medical Costs - NYTimes.com
"The stimulus package provided money to convert the inefficient, paper-driven medical system to electronic records that can be easily viewed and transmitted. This requires upfront investments to help doctors convert. In time it should help restrain costs by eliminating redundant tests, preventing drug interactions, and helping doctors find the best treatments."
Excuse me - who helped my law firm computerize? This is - or should be - a cost of being in medical practice. Doctors should pay for it the same way they pay their rent, and any doctor who doesn't upgrade should be barred from practice by state law.
"Virtually all experts agree that the fee-for-service system — doctors are rewarded for the quantity of care rather than its quality or effectiveness — is a primary reason that the cost of care is so high. Most agree that the solution is to push doctors to accept fixed payments to care for a particular illness or for a patient’s needs over a year. No one knows how to make that happen quickly."
No one knows? Lots of people know. You simply stop paying them what they want. If they don't like it, they can go to work on Wall Street, where a good number of them would be more comfortable than where they are.
And so on.
Why is the simple solution never the right one? All systems can be gamed. But the less complex you make it, and the less small fixes you make to try to accommodate entrenched interests, the less opportunity for gaming you provide.