A DAILY INNOCULATION AGAINST POLITICAL AND CULTURAL BULLSHIT

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"Plus ça change, cher, n'est-ce pas?" - Mémé Aureole Petite


"I'm desperate, Johnny. There's nowhere left to turn."
--- Watching Obama abandon the middle class

"I can't look at his face anymore. I can't listen to him speak. If I saw him in person, I'd throw my shoe."
--- Tweet takes the bold step of expressing his own opinion.

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Mr. Petite has been an adviser to both the Bush and Obama administrations (neither of which ever asked for his advice - and they certainly never took it, so don't blame Tweet) and is a Senior Fellow at (and is supported entirely by) the ETHICS AND THEORY INSTITUTE OF TERMINOLOGY (EATIT), a foundation underwritten by the parents of a United States Senator in return for Mr. Petite's silence on certain important matters. Which explains why he doesn't do TV.

Mr. Petite is a native of virtual New Orleans, and therefore a legal immigrant to his actual residence, so he has never had to do migrant farm work or landscaping. (He did do some shrimping in the virtual bayous on some of the days he played hookey from school.) The use of the word "onions" is metaphoric, or something. His sole contact with actual onions is in some of the better gumbos.

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Thursday, July 02, 2009

UN-AMERICAN

Why do Republicans want to privatize the government? Well, there are some obvious reasons. Firstly, they direct the profit from privatization to themselves. Secondly, they don't want to support anyone else. The third reason is slightly more subtle.

They believe that anyone who has sunk so low as to require employment in the public sector is by definition corrupt and incompetent. The "corrupt" part is far from the crux, although they insist it is; if you give a Republican truth serum he will likely admit that corruption is often part and parcel of privatization. The "incompetent" part IS the crux; they are certain that anyone with even the slightest competence will go for the bigger bucks available in the private sector. They know there's plenty of incompetence in the private sector, and they can just imagine what anyone stupid enough to have a "socialist" mentality (read: who cares for anyone besides himself) is, or is not, capable of.

So, despite the strident nationalistic prose, Republicans are anti-nationalist. The issue for them is what's in it for me, not what's in it for us. They only use America; they are not "American."

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