A DAILY INNOCULATION AGAINST POLITICAL AND CULTURAL BULLSHIT

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"Plus ça change, cher, n'est-ce pas?" - Mémé Aureole Petite


"I'm desperate, Johnny. There's nowhere left to turn."
--- Watching Obama abandon the middle class

"I can't look at his face anymore. I can't listen to him speak. If I saw him in person, I'd throw my shoe."
--- Tweet takes the bold step of expressing his own opinion.

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Mr. Petite has been an adviser to both the Bush and Obama administrations (neither of which ever asked for his advice - and they certainly never took it, so don't blame Tweet) and is a Senior Fellow at (and is supported entirely by) the ETHICS AND THEORY INSTITUTE OF TERMINOLOGY (EATIT), a foundation underwritten by the parents of a United States Senator in return for Mr. Petite's silence on certain important matters. Which explains why he doesn't do TV.

Mr. Petite is a native of virtual New Orleans, and therefore a legal immigrant to his actual residence, so he has never had to do migrant farm work or landscaping. (He did do some shrimping in the virtual bayous on some of the days he played hookey from school.) The use of the word "onions" is metaphoric, or something. His sole contact with actual onions is in some of the better gumbos.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

JACKSON FOR PRESIDENT

A new poll indicates that 71% of Republicans would vote for Sarah Palin for President. Since Republicans have apparently forgotten that the president actually has to run the country, I suggest they nominate Michael Jackson in 2012. I bet he'd do better than 71%. And I don't think there's anything in the Constitution which requires a candidate to be alive.

This much I can say: if she is the Republican nominee in 2012, I will be preparing to flee the USA. I know we just lived through eight years of an ignorant president - which proves I don't bail out hastily - but Palin is Bush cubed. Today she announced that there is a Department of Law in the White House which would throw out ethics complaints against her when she's in office. This seems Constitutionally unlikely - face it, there's no such thing - but hey, we won't need a Constitution if she gets in.
Posted by Tweet Petite at 10:09 PM

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