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Mr. Petite has been an adviser to both the Bush and Obama administrations (neither of which ever asked for his advice) and is a Senior Fellow at (and is supported entirely by) the Ethics and Theory Institute of Terminology (EATIT), a foundation underwritten by the parents of a United States Senator in return for Mr. Petite's silence on certain important matters.
Mr. Petite is a native of virtual New Orleans, and therefore a legal immigrant to his actual residence, so he has never had to do migrant farm work or landscaping. (He did do some shrimping in the virtual bayous on some of the days he played hookey from school.) His sole contact with actual onions is in some of the better gumbos.
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Monday, November 03, 2008
AWFUL
Joe Lieberman as Secretary of State? Omigod! It is not possible to send a worse signal out to the world.
Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina as official or unofficial advisers? Fiorina wrecked HP. Whitman oversaw global marketing for Mr. Potato Head. Major league members of the corporate goniffocracy.
Rudy Giuliani as attorney general? Kiss your democracy goodbye.
Heather Wilson for Energy or national security? She's one of the New Mexico politicians who put pressure on David Iglesias to prosecute phony vote fraud claims.
So far, awful. Will it get worse?
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